Don't get your Nikahs in a twist

Sheikh_Yabooti
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My Sect
Sunni
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Profession
Business Person
Marital Status
Never married
County/State
Greater London
Country
United Kingdom
Registration Reason
I'm registering to find myself a partner
A Little Bit About Me
UPDATE: sometimes my iPad freezes and I accidentally click on profiles. This sometimes includes women way younger than myself

Tired of guys wasting your time, lying to your face and being rude.

Well ladies, you deserve much better than that.

Features include:

Socially competent (your family will love me, your friends will be envious)

Good conversationalist & supportive listener

Can carry multiple bags of shopping

Portable travel companion (see height)

Odour friendly and self-cleaning

Minimal maintenance required

For the times when I’m not with you, I will be thinking about you constantly while:

Working in business and finance

Taking an interest in science, technology and politics

Doing anything creative from digital art to writing. Love a blank canvas.

Working out! Mainly weight training, cardio and Martial Arts.

Passing the time watching TV & movies (prefer comedy)

Hanging with close friends and family

Eating good food – made with good ingredients and passion

Message me NOW to reserve your Yabooti! LIMITED STOCK!

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What I Am Looking For
Someone who knows how to look after and cherish their Yabooti. Not someone who will upgrade me for the new Yabooti 2.0 when their 18 month contract is over.

Someone who can stimulate me to think and make me laugh. You’re a keeper if you can do both at once.

Moderately religious, non-judgemental, hospitable and has strong family values. A bonus if you’re into cuddling. Your Yabooti recharges with the energy of your touch.

Some of you ladies visit my profile quite a bit. If you visit more than 3 times, a courteous “Hello” would be nice. I don’t bite, unless it’s a full moon.

If I didn’t reply to your message, it was because:

You didn’t have a clear photo

Have children and or don’t want children

I felt our profiles did not match (esp if you describe yourself as a princess. Please grow up).

My Single Muslim site Analytics:
- girls who click my link the most tend to be Gujarati
- girls who have the poorest communication skills tend to have a maths background (inc. accountants and finance). No offence, I'm generalising

FAQ's:
1. No, that's not a wig. That's real hair and I've always been hairy. Don't worry, I man-scape.

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Registration Reason
I'm registering to find myself a partner
Personal Information
My Citizenship
British
Country of Origin
India
Willing to Relocate?
None
I am Looking to Marry
As soon as possible
My Income
Prefer not to say
Marital Status
Never married
Would I like to have Children?
Yes
Do I have children?
No
My Living Arrangements?
Other
Country
United Kingdom
County/State
Greater London
Distance
unknown
Appearance
My Height
1.57m (5' 2")
My Build
Muscular
My Hair Colour
Dark brown
Colour of My Eyes
Brown
Do I Smoke?
I've stopped smoking
Do I Have Any Disabilities?
No
Education
My Education Level
Masters degree
Subject I Studied
Physics, Business Management, Computing
Language
My First Language
English
My Second Language
Urdu
Work
My Profession
Business Person
My Job Title
Private Equity Manager
Religion
Religiousness
Somewhat religious
My Sect
Sunni
Hijab/Niqab
No
Beard
No
Are You a Revert?
No
Do You Keep Halal?
Usually Keep Halal
Do You Perform Salaah?
Usually